oomshi:

its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed

molestialseasonings:


same

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

(Source: zachsgay)

militarymom:

This.
dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

literallysame:

Lindsay is out with too gay to function and Kevin G. and they’re slaying tbh

hornyspice:

People who actually buy music from iTunes.
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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa